The Zany Cast Of Characters
RITZ THE DUCK
Ritz The Duck is a very
rich duck. He lives at
The Ritz (Ritz Quacker
Box).He likes to pull
tricks on Wilma
Swartz.

He also is Dr. Ducky
Mallard from NCIS
HAIRY MANILOW
He's the first
captured Bigfoot.

Wilma caught him in
Ft. Mitchell, KY,
at the 2009
Vent Haven
Ventriloquist
ConVENTion.

Hairy's is a real comic
relief.
SQUIRRELY SHIRLEY
She's not only our southern
"nutty" friend but at times
she's been known to dangle
a price tag from her hat
and call herself, "Cousin
Minnie Squirrel from
Grinders' Switch".
CINNAMON STICK
She performs in many
safety and puppet
ministry shows and is the
key singer for the final
hymn at the finale of
our puppet ministries
BIRD BRAIN THE DODO BIRD
Bird Brain's the most
stupidest character who
loves to interrupt
conversations or story
telling. He comes from
Coocoomonday (an island that
only lets coocoos out on
Mondays)
Zuko the chimpanzee was
found living in a movie
theater in Surprise,
Arizona, that only showed
the classic movie,
"Grease". I guess then
you'd call Zuko a "Grease"
monkey?
Florence Arizona's a
pro at anything she
does from singing "My
Name Is Flo" to
hymns (no hers). In
the puppet ministry,
her message to your
group will stay with
you for a long, long,
time.
SANDY TWINKLETOES
Sandy is the headliner of
the show walking through
the audience then getting
everyone to dance with her.